A Short Commercial Solicitation

I beg your forgiveness, if that is even necessary, to entreat you to consider the purchase of the newly-released DVD of the superb John Adams miniseries from HBO, said production being the source of my newfound popularity.  You cannot but help be uplifted as well as entertained by this seven-part adaptation of the book by David McCullough.  It is, as you say these days, “a keeper” most assuredly.

I have provided the link to your amazing book and sundry purchasing portal Amazon, but rest assured I am receiving no renumeration for this courtesy.  I only wish to speed you on your way to enlightment!  You will also enjoy several short videos on the Amazon page which further tell the tale of my good friend Mr. Adams and introduce you to some elements of his life.

I understand also that the soundtrack to the presentation is also available, and I may I be so bold as to also suggest that this would be of much pleasure to you on these hot summer days? 

If the sun is unbearable and no breeze wafts to refresh you, I would recommend remaining inside and viewing John Adams, paying special attention to the parts when I am featured.  I jest, of course….

I Trust You Are Enjoying The July 4th Holiday

The arrival of the American holiday the 4th of July — established long after my lifetime, of course — fills me with equal joy and melancholy.  Joy, because it is always a slight surprise, especially in these last few years, to see that our United States is still in fine enough fettle to celebrate…and melancholy because July the 4th is the anniversary of both the passing from the mortal plain of both myself and my good friend Mr. John Adams.   It does give one pause to reflect upon one’s own passing after so many years, but as you can see I am keeping up with the times and it hardly seems a score short of two centuries since I have departed. 

I was able to view several of the fireworks celebrations across the country – do not ask me how, only Dr. Franklin, bless his advanced brain, could possibly explain it to you all — and though I am saddened that much of the West Coast was more preoccupied by wildfires than fireworks, I must say that the displays were overall quite thrilling.  Bravo!

I mentioned Mr. Adams previously.  He also extends his warmest greetings to his fellow citizens, but he has become more contemplative than combative in his afterlife and does not wish to address you directly.  It is quite a change and I am often amused to see him so benign and I daresay even serene in these environs.

As you celebrate this entire weekend, do not forget to give us old patriots a nod of thanks.  We did what we did for ourselves and for all of you, too.

Meditation On a Sunny Day

Ah, to walk among the flowers and trees in my garden, enjoying a beautiful sunny day!  It is a tonic to me, to feel the warm heat of the afternoon sun on my shoulders as I stroll about, examining each new blossom and searching for new fragrances among the blooms.  I am fond of inclement weather, of course, but there is something so cheery and life-giving about a sunny day that I am almost inclined to forgive the presence of annoying flies or the occasional mosquito.  Give me sunshine and a stiff breeze and I shall be completely content!  My wife Martha and I were in the habit of taking long walks through the grounds, and I recall with much pleasure and an equal part sadness the sweet sublime satisfaction of those hours.  Now that she is no longer with me, the time I spend alone in the garden, particularly on those sunlit days, serves as a reminder of our days and years together.   

Meditation on the Virtues of Soup

I am enjoying a bowl of delicious soup, as my luncheon.  Is there anything more sublime than a hot, steaming concoction of vegetables — I am partial to onions, celery, carrots, and potato — mixed perhaps with a bit of meat, and simmered to perfection?  I should also like to recommend some hearty bread or perhaps a dumpling, though the latter may be perhaps more suitable for a stew rather than a soup.  A soup is light upon the stomach, neither overwhelming the system during the daytime nor leaving it wanting in energy.  A soup is also most economical, as one may utilize the delightful remnants of previous meals as part of the creative mixture.  Let nothing go to waste and you shall always eat well and with a clear conscience.

Now, back to my soup.  I hope that you will prepare some for yourself in the near future.

Answering a Young Lady’s Query

I received a question from a young woman who wished to know whether I thought it was wise, or not, to give herself to her young man prior to her marriage.  I am well aware that most 21st Century citizens may not realize that in my day we were as active in such intimate activities as are people today.  Certainly the public stance, from the pulpit most definitely, was that such conduct was sinful, but it did not seem to curb the appetites of many a passionate mister or miss. 

My advice to her is this:  If you will do it, do not regret it afterwards.  Allow yourself not to be “taken” but to participate equally; only in this way may you attain the full pleasure to be had.  And most of all be mindful that the woman must ensure that she is not left with child afterwards.  We had methods, not nearly as reliable as you have available to you, to prevent conception, and we swore by them.  You must be diligent in this above all.  There is time enough for children later, much later.

I hope that I have been of some aid.  This is how I feel.  If I were the young lady’s father I might venture a different opinion, but as a man of some experience I cannot see what harm will come of it. 

Meditation On The Word “Sexy”

“Sexy” — it is not a word in use during my day, and yet I find its use here appropriate.  My contemporaries and I would have deemed a woman “comely” or “captivating” perhaps.  A gentleman of uncommon charm would have been “magnetic” or “extraordinary” but a word such as “sexy” would not have been utilized.  ”Sexy” as I understand it is a combination of physical and mental characteristics, the end result being a particular kind of attraction which would lead one toward thoughts of a carnal nature.

From what I have gathered from various writings by young ladies regarding my portrayal in the “John Adams” miniseries, I surmise their affection for me is somewhat more than merely intellectual.   It is all well and good, of course; without those more elemental and delightful urges mankind would cease to prosper, no?  Perhaps I have been less than humble in applying the word “sexy” to myself, but I do believe it states the case rather succinctly, do not you agree?    

Meditation on a Rainy Day

As I gaze out of my library window, I see only fog and mist.  What thoughts occupy my mind at such a time, when I cannot venture outside into my gardens to explore the wonders of burgeoning springtime?  They say that May is the lusty month — do you not agree?  I find my musings wandering toward those areas often kept private.  And yet, we are all human and subject to the same tugs and pulls of the season which cajole us into romance, are we not?  In Paris, where by this time the gardens are full of flowers and fragrance, it was a rare day that I was not led blithely astray by one of the beautiful French mademoiselles.  I fondly recall those carefree and dare I say informative afternoons spent under the shade of centuries old trees. 

I already feel the fog lifting from my spirits.

What Makes Me So Sexy?

Though I am loathe to give away my secrets, it has been remarked-upon that I have a somewhat distracted air in the “John Adams” miniseries.  Of course you realize that this is perfectly within my character.  As I have famously said:

“Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.”

Am I not emminently cool and unruffled as seen in “John Adams”?  And, of course, sexy. 

I rest my case.

My Dear Readers

Welcome to my humble abode here in the world you call the internet.  Please read my story on the About page, then write to me with your romantic quandaries.  I will apply myself, as I apply myself to all my tasks, with all due urgency to bring your situation to a suitable conclusion. 

Fear not that I shall judge you harshly, or at all.  I am a man of the world — my time in Paris showed me many ways to love and be loved — and I do not shock easily.  I am here to help you. 

As one of the finest minds of the 18th Century, I am thrilled to be here in the 21st Century to help my fellow man. 

 You may contact me at thesexythomasjefferson@gmail.com  

Thank you most kindly.